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October 2023
Product launch in full swing
As expected products are now in stock just in time for the holiday season. Inventory levels have reached back to pre-pandemic levels. Lazy fat fucking Lizzosaurus in society though still plague online with bots snatching up inventory so hurry before supplies last.
What's fixed
Supply Chain Issues
Inventory levels for all products across all retailers and ecommerce partners
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June 2023
Supply chain
Supply chain issues have hindered the distribution of these products since 2020. Economic analysts expect supply chain issues will be fixed by Q4.
What's fixed
Succesfull Partner Negotiations
Expanding the distrubtion network worldwide for the holiday season.
Product Line Updates
Various products on this list have newer and improved product lines.